Dr. Carl Perrin spent a half a century trying to save Western Civilzation by teaching thousands of college freshmen important stuff, like the difference between its and it's. Now he is ready to go on to bigger and better things.
Saturday, July 14, 2007
JANET PERRIN CAMPAIGNS FOR HUBBY
CANDIDATES’ SPOUSES
No doubt about it, Hillary Clinton is one smart cookie, but she doesn’t have Bill’s charm or charisma. Her dilemma is that she wants to use her husband’s vote-catching appeal, but she doesn’t want him to take the spotlight away from her. She has been dragging him along while she marches in Fourth of July parades and events like that. When she gives a speech, he limits himself to a five-minute intro (not easy for him).
It seems to be working, so Hillary’s rival, Dr Carl Perrin is going to use his charming spouse to help him bring in the votes. Janet Perrin is a well-known artist in Ocean County, NJ, and she knows a lot of people in the area. Not only that, but she’s a good-looking dish.
It’s too late for the Perrins to march in Fourth of July parades, but Labor Day is coming up, and so is Halloween and so forth. You can expect to see Carl and Janet in lots of places from now on, and Janet is definitely going to introduce him to every art group in Ocean County.
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