Saturday, February 17, 2018



How long are we going to let the NRA hold Congress hostage?
   Any member of Congress who promotes or even votes for common sense gun control laws will be met at the next election by the NRA. The gun lobby will do its best to prevent such Congress members from being elected. At the same time, the NRA will contribute some of its blood money to the reelection campaign of candidates who vote against gun control measures.
   What we need is anti-NRA lobby. A group that will use the NRA tactics against it. A group that will come to the defense of the Congress members who support reasonable gun control and attack those who vote against gun control.
   We need to act now. We need to harness the grief and anger created by the latest outrage. We need to force the do-nothing Congress to act before more American school children are murdered.

Sunday, February 11, 2018






GENIUS
            A lot of people snickered when Donald Trump proclaimed himself to be a genius. But recently we have seen just how clever the man really is. With his unconventional hair style, it has seemed that he has enough hair to cover two heads, at least.
            A recent photo, however, show the Donald boarding Air Force One. As the wind blew away his carefully coiffed dome, we could see a vast bald spot on the back of his head.
            This is how we know he is a genius. With the vast area of his head follicle free, the man has created the illusion that he has more hair than God. But here is the really brilliant touch: To hide the embarrassing bald spot, he combs his hair foreword and then covers the spot by combing over it from the sides. Combing forward is counterintuitive, and it shows how intellectually clever he is.
            New Jersey socialite Carl Perrin reluctantly admits that Trump has inspired him. If Donald can cover his bald spot with a few clever strokes, might Perrin be able to use similar tactics to conceal his follicle embarrassment?
            The entire top of Perrin’s head is as naked as a new-mown field, so he would have to use a slightly different tactic. What Perrin has in mind is to part his hair on both sides and then comb the remaining hair up and over on both sides. Then he would hold it in place with some super heavy-duty hair splay. Do you think that would work? Let us know.