Dr. Carl Perrin spent a half a century trying to save Western Civilzation by teaching thousands of college freshmen important stuff, like the difference between its and it's. Now he is ready to go on to bigger and better things.
Sunday, July 3, 2016
GOP CONVENTION SPEAKER
No one knows what will happen at the GOP Convention in Cleveland , but whatever it is, it probably
won’t be pretty. Former Republican Presidents and Presidential candidates have
announced that they won’t be there. Donald Trump is even having trouble getting
prominent Republicans to speak at the event.
In one of the strangest developments in this Strangest Show on Earth,
rumors are circulating that the Donald will ask former Presidential candidate
Dr. Carl Perrin to speak in Cleveland .
What! Perrin is a life-long Democrat. How can anyone think that he would even
consider speaking at the Republican convention, especially one that is poised
to nominate Donald Trump?
We must emphasize that this is only rumor, a rumor that we have not been
able to verify from other sources. According to this rumor, Trump is really
desperate to get speakers for the big event, and although Perrin is not
nationally known, within his small circle, a lot of people know him. Further,
according to the story, the retired English professor will be able to speak on
any topic he wants. The Trump people are even suggesting that Perrin will be
encouraged to talk about cheap beer.
You can see the dilemma that puts Perrin in. People who know him are
aware of much he likes to talk about cheap beer. As one close associate said,
“He won’t shut up about cheap beer.” Will this life-long Democrat go to the
convention in Cleveland
and witness the possible nomination of the least-qualified presidential
candidate ever in order to get a chance to talk to the country about cheap
beer?
Only time will tell.
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Tuesday, June 28, 2016
ELECTION CHAOS
Things are getting really
dicey. Just a couple of weeks to the Republican
Convention, and huge numbers of GOP stalwarts are doing all they
can to prevent Donald Trump from getting the nomination. The Bushes are not
going to the convention. George Will has dropped out of the Republican Party.
The Koch brothers are not contributing to Trump's campaign. Republican senators
are saying that they might vote for Hillary! Republican leaders in both the
House and Senate are criticizing some of The Donald's most outrageous
Statements. Mitch McConnell refused to say whether Trump was qualified to be
President. Polls show Hillary 12 points ahead of Donald.
Meanwhile everything is
not all sweetness and light with the Democrats. A tell-all book by a former
Secret Serviceman is letting secrets out of the bag. According to this book,
Hillary once threw a lamp at Bill. Pictures of the broken lamp are offered as
proof. The Clinton White House was a wild, swinging times, filled with cocaine
sniffing orgies. Oh My!
Former Presidential
candidate Carl Perrin has not escaped from all this calumny. Stories that came
out during his 2008 campaign are rising to the surface again. According to
these stories, he used federal funds to travel to Maine to see a woman young enough to be his
daughter. This story was completely insidious because on the surface it is
true, but the insinuation is not. The "federal funds" that Perrin
used were his Social Security check. The woman "young enough to be his
daughter" was in fact his daughter. Why would stories like this come out
now? Perrin wasn't even in this election campaign. He found that all that
politicking was interfering with his nap time. However, Hillary is looking for
a vice presidential candidate to run with her. Naturally the former English
professor's name came up.
Why would anyone object to Perrin's being named to the Democratic
ticket? Two theories come up. Some politicians object to Perrin not because
they have anything against him, but because they are promoting some other
candidate for the job. Still others say that they object to Perrin because he
is not qualified for the job!
When he was running for
office in 2008, he didn't have a fully-planned platform, these people say. The
only thing he promised was cheap beer. Nothing about taxes, defense, health
care. Cheap beer is important, but there are other things that should concern
the President.
Perrin isn’t even sure he
wants the job. Why should he settle for being vice president? He is already
president of the LV
Computer Club
Wednesday, June 15, 2016
OUTLAW ASSAULT RIFLES
In December 2012, in one of the worst cases
of mass murder, Adam Lanza killed his mother and then went to an elementary
school and shot 26 first graders and six adults. Lanza had suffered with
serious mental health problems through his life.
In June
2015 Dylann Storm Roof, a white man, went to a black church in
Charleston, SC, and pretended to pray with the people there for a while and
then shot and killed nine church members. He said that he hoped his action
would start a race war.
A month later Mohammod Youssuf Abdulazees, a
naturalized American citizen who had graduated from high school and college in Tennessee , went to two military recruiting centers in Chattanooga , TN ,
and shot five military recruiters to death and wounded three more.
That October Christopher Sean Harper-Mercer
shot and killed eight of his fellow students and his teacher to death at Umpqua Community
College . He had struggled with mental issues
since his teenage years.
The next month Robert Lewis Dear went to a
Planned Parenthood Office in Colorado
Springs , CO , where he
shot twelve people, including a police officer. Three of his victims died from
the gunshot wounds. Recently he was ruled mentally incompetent to stand trial
for his crimes.
In December of 2015, Syed Rizwan Farook,
born in America and working
for the county Department of Public Health, along with his wife Tashfeen Malik,
went to a holiday party in San
Bernadino , CA , where
his coworkers were still celebrating, and killed 14 and wounded 22.
Then on June 12, 2016 Noor Mateen, also
American born, went to a gay nightclub in Orlando, FL, where he used an assault
rifle to slaughter 49 people and wound over 50 more. He had worked as a
security guard, so he must have been investigated before he was hired. Nevertheless,
he was an unstable person. His ex-wife stated that Mateen flew into rages and
beat her. People who knew him said he was not very religious, yet as he began
his assault, he called 911, and claimed allegiance to ISIS .
His father said that Mateen had once seen two men kissing in the street, and
flew into a rage because of the sight. Yet he had often frequented the club
himself in the past. There is some suggestion that part of Mateen’s anger came
from conflict over his own sexual orientation.
What is the common denominator in these and
similar terrible acts of carnage in recent years? You can’t say it is the
Muslim religion. Three of the men were Muslims, yet they were all American
citizens, two of them born in this country. All three of them seemed to have
fit in well with American culture. Abdulazees and Farook were college
graduates.
Is the denominator mental health? Dear,
Harper-Mercer, and Lanza all had severe mental health problems. Anyone who
contemplates such horrific crimes as these of course has serious mental
problems. Despite his problems, Harper-Mercer was able to enlist in the army,
although he did not make it through basic training. Despite Mateen’s tendency
to violence, he was able to function on his job and legally to buy an assault
weapon. You can’t keep these weapons out of the hands of mentally unstable
people if the weapons are available at all. People can sometimes function
pretty well and then suddenly flip out. As Richard Cohen said, in the Washington Post, “We can’t even keep
nuts from running for President.” So trying to keep weapons of mass destruction
from mentally unstable people but making them available for others will not
work.
What all these events have in common is the
ease with which unstable people are able to purchase guns. In the events that
created the most the shooters were armed with assault rifles. We need to keep these weapons from the hands
of EVERYONE. No civilian needs an AK-15. These guns are made to kill a large
number of people at once. We don’t need an AK-15 for hunting. We don’t need one
for home protection. These are military rifles. They have no place in the hands
of individuals.
Don’t
say that we need to have such weapons to protect ourselves from the federal
government who might take our guns away. Paranoia is a mental illness. Do we
want people to be able to have machine guns, mortars and tanks as well?
The only way to keep assault rifles out of
the hands of mentally unstable people is to keep them out of the hands of all
civilians. Don’t say that if we ban assault rifles from ordinary people, only
outlaws will have these guns. Don’t say that the government is trying to take
away your guns. It is only trying to take away the kind of guns that no civilian
should have any use for.
During prohibition gangsters used tommy guns
to fight rival gangs and law enforcement officers. Finally the federal
government solved the problem by levying a huge tax on these weapons and
sawed-off shotguns. One gangster, Jack
Miller, a bank robber, was caught with a sawed-off shotgun. He was charged with
having an unregistered weapon, essentially a tax evasion. The case went to the
Supreme Court, which decided:
In the absence of
any evidence tending to show that possession or use of a ’shotgun having a
barrel of less than eighteen inches in length’ at this time has some reasonable
relationship to the preservation or efficiency of a well regulated militia, we
cannot say that the Second Amendment guarantees the right to keep and bear such
an instrument.
These weapons are no longer in use. There is
no reason that the same thing can’t be done with assault rifles.
Except that the National Rifle Association
will fight to defeat the re-election of any member of Congress who votes for
reasonable gun laws. Haven’t we been intimidated by the NRA long enough? Maybe
it is time that sane people mount a campaign to fight the re-election of
members of Congress who refuse to create laws that protect our citizens from
the crazies who use assault rifles to murder our citizens.
Sunday, June 12, 2016
CONTEMPT OF COURT
If you or I were involved in
a law suit and we declared that the judge in our case couldn’t rule fairly
because of his ethnic background, wouldn’t we be subject to a ruling of
contempt of court? To refer to an American-born judge as a Mexican because his
parents were from Mexico
is just another outrageous statement from Donald Trump. To charge that the
judge’s ethnic background would prevent him from ruling fairly in a case
against Trump is particularly egregious. Trump is charging that Curiel’s ethnic
background prevents him from performing his sworn duty.
The fact that Trump made
these charges outside of the courtroom doesn’t make any difference. They show
disrespect for the court. It is still contempt of court, and Trump should be
made to pay for his outlandish charges, just as you or I would have to.
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Sunday, June 5, 2016
BERNIE AND DONALD
A few weeks ago I saw a
Facebook posting with pictures from the late sixties or early seventies. On one
side was Bernie Sanders being dragged away by the police. Opposite was Donald
Trump in uniform. Not the uniform of the United States military but the
uniform of the military prep school he attended. The message evidently was
supposed to show Sanders as a trouble maker, a rabble rouser who was in trouble
with the law while Trump was a law-abiding citizen, being educated to defend
the United States
militarily.
Somehow that was not the
message I got. Bernie Sanders was doing what he has always done and continues
to do: he was fighting against injustice wherever he saw it.
Donald Trump, on the other
hand, was posturing. Even though he went to a military prep school and later
would cite that as a key to his insight into the military, in fact Trump never
served in the military. He was able to avoid the draft during the war in Vietnam
because he had “a foot thing.”
Further, he has never supported
the military. He put down John McCain because he had been captured, as though
that made him less of a man. McCain didn’t exactly surrender on the battle
front. He was shot out of the sky. He endured five years of captivity and torture
and refused to go home ahead of his comrades when he had an opportunity.
Trump showed how loyal he was
to veterans when he held an event to raise funds for veterans’ organizations.
Except he didn’t turn the funds over to those groups until he was shamed into
it four months later by The Washington
Post.
Bernie Sanders is a man who
stands up for what he believes in. Donald Trump is an empty suit, an
embarrassment.
Thursday, May 26, 2016
SCARED TRUMP
Donald Trump is scared, really scared. How else do you explain his
actions not only during the campaign but especially in the last few weeks? From
the beginning he has done things that no politician has ever done before. And
he has got away with it! He attacked his rivals for the nomination, not their
ideas, but their personal traits. He alienated large groups of people: women,
veterans, Hispanics. The Republican establishment hates him because of his
attacks on Republicans as well as for what he is doing to the GOP.
But now the nomination is all but in hand. This would be the time for
Trump to start mending fences, making nice with the groups that he has been
insulting, to unite the Republican Party behind him. But he’s doing just the
opposite of that. At a rally in Albuquerque ,
New Mexico , he lashed out at the
governor of the state, Susana Martinez. What did Trump have against her? She
did not show up for his rally. Martinez is not
only the governor of New Mexico ;
she is also head of the Republican Governors’ Association, a group that can do
a lot to turn out the vote for the GOP. In one fell sweep the Donald further
alienated women, Hispanics, and the Republican hierarchy.
But he didn’t stop there. Later he went on to attack another female Republican
governor, Nikki Haley of South
Carolina because she endorsed Marco Rubio. While he
was at it, called Jeb Bush low energy and called Mitt Romney a choker “who
walks like a penguin.” Their sins? They failed to endorse the Donald. One major
Republican says he doesn’t fear Trump losing; he fears that Trump will win and
an indelible scar on the GOP.
Talk of pushing someone else into the nomination through a brokered
convention seems to have died out. There is talk of a third party candidate who
would take some votes from Trump. Recent surveys have shown Donald and Hillary
neck and neck. As horrible as the thought is, it seems possible that Trump
could be the next president. And it is possible that no one is more frightened
by that thought than Trump himself.
According to speculation that is going around, the idea of running for
the presidency grew out of the White
House Correspondents’ Association dinner in 2011. At that occasion Trump was
the butt of jokes by President Obama and comedian Seth Meyers. A man who
combines an over-inflated ego with deep personal insecurity, Trump, according
to the speculation, decided to get revenge by running for the presidency.
At first Trump never thought he would actually win; he just
wanted to show those professional politicians a thing or two. Doing everything
“wrong” at a time when the public was sick to death of the politicians, he
probably surprised himself as much as anyone as he won primary after primary.
But now the day of reckoning is approaching. What if he is actually
elected? What would he do then? Even he must have some inkling that he is no
way capable of doing the job. And worse: the president make $400,000 a year.
That would be a cut in pay for the tycoon. His ego wouldn’t allow that.
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