CANADIAN WALL

For a long time we thought that Scott Walker was pretty dumb, but his latest plan has forced us to change our mind. His proposal to build a wall between the U. S. and Canada is brilliant. It would keep all those Canadians from streaming over to border to take American jobs.

As we think about it, maybe the purpose of the border isn’t to keep Canadians out, but to keep Americans in. Some Americans are thinking about moving to Canada if somehow Donald Trump becomes the next American president. What we want to hear from Gov. Walker is how he plans to make the Canadian government pay for the 3,987 mile wall.