MY WORRIES ARE OVER

I used to worry about a lot of stuff, but now my worries are over, thanks to two surprising sources.

1. North Korea has discovered the cure for MERS, Ebola, SARS and AIDS. North Korea gets a bad rap, but if they can cures disease like those, they must be doing something right.
2. Good jobs have been hard to find for a while, but now Donald Trump tells us that he will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. Wow! It’s hard to beat that.

Anyway it looks as though Trump and North Korea have a future. Clearly together they will be able to solve all the problems of the world.